A Moment Of Silence for Anna Nicole Smith
A cultural icon in the world at... ah... large... ahem... but a true heroine for those of us in the Texas Trailer Trash Clique.
Never before has so large a set of boobs been combined with such a... paucity of talent.
Leveraging cleavage into a multi-billion dollar business bust... er... "must"... bespeak some sort of talent though.
I, however, have always been and will always remain a "butt man": Anna Nicole had it ALL!
I will miss that particular fantasy.
RIP babe: You went farther and faster than any of your detractors.